Count Binface
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文章为虚构政治人物Count Binface的个人经历宣传，缺乏技术深度，不值得工程师阅读。
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- §引言
介绍Count Binface的星际战士身份和地球政治参与经历。
- ·选举经历
列举2017-2024年间参与的多次选举及得票数据。
- ›虚构成就
提及电视剧《Industry》中的虚构选举胜利情节。
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- Count Binface政治生涯
- 选举经历
- 2017-2024年选举数据
- 击败英国政党记录
- 虚构成就
- 电视剧Industry参选
- Wakefield选举胜利
金句 / Highlights
值得收藏与分享的关键句。
2021年获得92,896张选票，成为伦敦市长候选人中第9选择。
2023年在Uxbridge选区得票数较2019年增长275%。
在电视剧《Industry》第四季第二集中击败Kit Harington获得309票。
Count Binface
MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN
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BINFACE v FARAGE? Bring it on.
I will update the site pronto. Bear with me, humans!
AND FOR PUDDING, I TOOK ON GB NEWS AND LBC!
BINFACE MEETS BURNHAM!
MY DEBUT MENTION AT PRIME MINISTER’S QUESTIONS!
THE MOMENT BINFACE BURNED BURNHAM ON THE BBC!
MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT!
PLUS you can keep cool this summer AND help Shelter with this little baby!
LONDON MAYOR SADIQ KHAN SALUTES COUNT BINFACE
ABOUT ME
I’m an intergalactic space warrior and leader of the Recyclons from planet Sigma IX. I came to Earth in 2017 and stood against Prime Minister Theresa May (as ‘Lord Buckethead’), going went viral (in a non-Covid way). Then in 2018, after an unfortunate battle on the planet Copyright, I rewspawned in my true form as Count Binface to take on Boris Johnson in the 2019 election, where I scored a surprising 69. In 2021, I received 92,896 votes (including 24,775 first choice votes) from the humans of London, who made me their 9th choice to be Mayor of the Earth capital, out of 20 candidates. This is a new record for an alien standing for public office on planet Earth. (I also defeated Piers Corbyn and UKIP in the process.) In 2023, I came 8th in the Uxbridge (and South Ruislip) by-election, winning 190 votes with a 275% increase from 2019. I defeated Piers Corbyn and UKIP again in the process. I campaign for justice, lasers, Lovejoy, affordable croissants and the return of Ceefax. In 2024 I fought to be London Mayor again, winning 24,260 votes and defeating Britain First, and then took on Prime Minister Rishi Sunak at the General Election in Richmond & Northallerton, achieving a (moral) victory with 308 votes.
These are factual results. My best fictional result is in the hit TV show Industry (Season Four, Episode Two), where I take on Kit Harington in Wakefield (not a sports hall in Cardiff) and win 309 votes!
My hobbies include invading star systems, dominating inferior species, and the Lovejoy box set.
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